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Yet another fantastically funny email. I wonder if the story behind this has any truth.

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."


In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued this press release...

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy anew car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate their computer

tu da bi da best

pentru ca nu era de ajuns

vreau si eu !!!

suporteru' si tehnologia

luata de la Laura si data mai departe ...

de la o alta Alexandra

Un tanar, angajat la un magazin de retail, se prezinta pentru prima zi de munca. Seful il primeste cu o calduroasa strangere de mana si ii ureaza bine venit... − Prima ta sarcina va fi sa maturi intregul magazin − Stati putin...eu sunt proaspat absolvent − Ah, ma scuzi, se pare ca a fost o neintelegere...da-mi te rog matura si iti arat cum se face.

banc

In avion, dupa ce s-au oprit motoarele la 10.000 de metri altitudine:
- Rugam calatorii sa ramina pe locurile lor, ca sa nu ingreuneze identificarea... Multumim.

vechi da' bun pe orice vreme

cat p'aci !

era cat p-aci sa raman fara post astazi, cad am dat peste don paulinho care a binevoit a ne incanta cu un inceput timid de blog ...

bravo coane si da-i bataie !

dar sa vedem cu ce incepe :

... animale ??? putin spus !

Pentru ca tot suntem marcati de tragedia de la Scanteia si pentru ca in continuare microbuzele care merg pe acea ruta sunt supraincarcate va arat cine ar putea sa va cunduca pe ultimul drum :

prostia ingramadita sub stratul de sunca

Vazut pe www.realitatea.net

nebunie curata !!!

Ce te faci daca in loc de o poza anosta cu tine si printzesa ajungi sa tragi asa ceva pe aparat ???



Sursa aici.

HI5 to ROB !!!

Din nou ... o idee frumusica este pusa in practica. Cate salutari obtine Rob ? Ce spuneti de 2.000 in 45 de minute ???

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