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Yet another fantastically funny email. I wonder if the story behind this has any truth.

For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."


In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued this press release...

If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be
driving cars with the following characteristics:
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy anew car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver, such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.

7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.

9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.

Please share this with your friends who love - but sometimes hate their computer

Daca nu faci mizerie nu trebuie sa cureti

Nu ar fi o idee rea

and where will you put God in all this ?

TBEMFARIGU

= The Best Ever Mother Fucker All Ready Invented Gadget Usage

The greater the struggle, the more glorious is the triumph

de la violet

Din trei bucati

Pentru ca Firefox s-a facut de rahat

2 website-uri incarcate si 800MB ocupati in memorie!

Cannelloni con carne

Foarte foarte devreme:
- 1l de lapte, 100gr de unt, 100gr faina, un praf de nucsoara
- se omogenizeaza totul intr-o pasta usor groasa
- se lasa la racit la temperatura camerei cca 2 ore

Putin mai tarziu:
- se revine de la Carrefour cu mozarella si parmigiano
- se face umplutura de carne si se umplu rulourile

Aproape sa se termine mancarea:
- nu am reusit sa fac poza tavii
- ma tem ca mai tarziu o sa fie prea tarziu

Timpul potrivit:
- se mananca

Dupa:
- se sta cu burta in sus la soare

Mult dupa:
- cat de buni au fost !!!

La spartul targului:
- eram sigur ca uit sa fac poze
- am salvat totusi ultimii 3 cannelloni pentru pozat
- si i-am mancat imediat dupa sedinta foto

Sedinta foto:

Trei culori

Trei culori cunosc pe lume
Ce le ţin ca sfânt odor,
Sunt culori de-un vechi renume
Amintind de-un brav popor.

Cât pe cer şi cât pe lume,
Vor fi aste trei culori,
Vom avea un falnic nume,
Şi un falnic viitor.

Roşu-i focul vitejiei,
Jertfele ce-n veci nu pier
Galben, aurul câmpiei,
Şi-albastru-al nostru cer.

Multe secole luptară
Bravi şi ne-nfricaţi eroi
Liberi să trăim în ţară
Ziditori ai lumii noi.

Iar când fraţilor m-oi duce
De la voi şi-o fi să mor
Pe mormânt atunci să-mi puneţi
Mândrul nostru tricolor.

Nu berbecule! Nu e imnul Republicii Socialiste Romania, este cantecul original scris de Ciprian Porumbescu.